BETTER St. Paul ORCS analysis: One 4NUS Clusterfuck

Saint Paul sayeth unto his followers: “if you pray hard, you will win during ORCS.” Somewhere, thousands of miles away from where St. Paul is buried in Minnesota, we would like to analysis three teams that will be the three keys to unlocking the Saint Paul ORCKS. The first such team/key is Wisconsin. The second is Chicago. They have judy and Sam. They also have max, who is tall and funny. Consider the Saint Paul orcks unlocked. With our three keys.

But wait! There is other teams to watch out for in the orkS! They are Iowa A, which is far away from Bereckley, which is from the liberal hellhole of Las Angeles, California. That’s the other team to watch out for. Their best player is Judy and Sam, from Chicago.

Overall, these great teams are going to lead to a lot of 4NUS excitement when B1G orc happens in april.

This is analysis

from Judy and Sam